Tumblr (3.0; @luizacaruzo)http://luizacaruzo.tumblr.com/When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.<br /> When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!<br /> When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.<br /> When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!<br /> When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!<br /> When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH! <br /> When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! <br /> When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D. <br /> When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes<br /> When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT! <br /> When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. <br /> When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth. <br /> When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?! <br /> Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.<br /> http://luizacaruzo.tumblr.com/post/22126816907http://luizacaruzo.tumblr.com/post/22126816907Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:10:32 -0400